toboldlylesbian:

is he gonna check???

congenitaldisease:

A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher’s snare in the Russian Far East.

weedstoner:

sailorbrazil:

please for the love of god watch this clip from nathan for you

this is honestly one of my favorite scenes from any reality show ever, it completely defies explanation or description and it’s impossible to convey just how fucking insane it is to someone without showing them the clip

thathighguy:

Unsolicited tea lmaooo

positive-memes:

My only goal in life

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

I just found a really old blog where a bunch of people genuinely tried to buy an island for Tumblr people to live on, and the entire blog was just them arguing about what the laws on that island should be and how they should fund it

the url is teamisland if anyone wants to look back in horror

the juxtaposition of these two posts is the only evidence you ever need that no one on this website should ever be allowed power

So there’s this guy on one of the craft groups I follow…

badaxefamily:

sea-anon:

sosaidsaigonsyl:

pardonmewhileipanic:

curvyandcrafty:

asgardreid:

sinbadism:

sensitivemoss:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

drunkvanity:

somegirlshaveglitterintheirveins:

His name is Sam. And he knits jumpers

And then takes photos 

Of himself in front of the things that inspired them

And he just makes me so happy

Because he has such great talent

And he is everything I want to be in life

You go, Sam. You live your dreams

thank u 

A+ quality blog content. 

A perfect human.

TWO shark sweaters

This is like, double art.

I’m a pretty experienced knitter and even one of these sweaters is an impressive accomplishment. I’m kind of flabbergasted right now. Sam is killing it.

the level of skill, and then the photos themselves in which Sam is wearing a jumper that goes with the theme of the photo?! 10/10

Sam nails life 24/7

H o w

legend

feathersescapism:

nehirose:

absinthecocktail:

…I just woke up from a dream in which there was an app that notified you when nearby LARPs needed an NPC, and you could, like, go pretend to be a surly shopkeeper or whatever and get paid, like, $10 for it.

damn now i want this to be an actual thing.

I know so many actors and acting students who’d do this.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

it cracks me up to see a baby who doesn’t have object permanence… i personally am aware that objects are permanent